Not Another Cliffhanger Blues
lyrics and melody by Cat Faber (TTO David Drive Me Crazy Blues)

We laugh at the noise from the McElroy boys
As they weave us a tale to amaze
The laughs and the feels, and the twists and reveals—
Then we’ve all got to wait fourteen days!
Griffin calls it a tack, to make sure we come back,
But I think that is just an excuse!
I’ve got the listen to reason, Griffin’s just teasing
Not Another Cliffhanger Blues

Hoping Ned can escape, I hear lyrics take shape
So I pull out the old mandolin—
As we scrabble and grip, hoping no one will slip
I have DAYS my complaint to begin—
From rehearsals and jams, I’ve got pretty strong hands
But this starts to amount to abuse
I’ve got the listen to reason Griffin’s just teasing
Not Another Cliffhanger Blues

I ask is this a fling, Or an ongoing thing?
While I pull out some chording and riffs
The answer unnerves, 'cause if memory serves
Griffins LIKE nesting on cliffs!
And when we get the next bit, it’s a live show; that’s it!
It’s a MONTH till we get any news!
I’ve got the listen to reason, Griffin’s just teasing
Not Another Cliffhanger Blues

If you hoped for an end To the cliffhanger trend,
You'll be waiting till curfew is rung.
I don’t want to be rude but I think we’re all screwed
Because Griffin is raising his young!
So get used to this ledge; till the little ones fledge
His instincts we’ll have to excuse
I’ve got the listen to reason, Griffin’s just teasing
Not Another Cliffhanger Blues