I married an Alpha Werewolf,
Knowing he was a were;
I knew it had ramifications,
But how did I wind up here?
Reviewing the life decisions
That lead me to burn my boats
While all of the werewolves are running around
After miniature zombie goats


Miniature zombie goats. Miniature zombie goats;
Yesterday night they were dead on the ground
But now they are feeling their oats.
All of the werewolves are running around
After Miniature Zombie Goats.

If you thought goats were trouble
With one thought in their brain
I promise it doesn’t get better
Once they can feel no pain
One got into the water.
Catch it before it bloats—
All of the werewolves are running around after
After miniature zombie Goats

Miniature zombie goats. Miniature zombie goats;
Yesterday night they were dead on the ground
But now they are feeling their oats.
All of the werewolves are running around
After Miniature Zombie Goats.

I don’t really mind looking silly
That’s not why I’m mad today
These adorable critters were somebody’s pets
And someone is going to pay
They bleat and they snap and they scramble
While somewhere a sorcerer gloats
All of the werewolves are running around after
After miniature zombie goats.

Miniature zombie goats. Miniature zombie goats;
Yesterday night they were dead on the ground
But now they are feeling their oats.
All of the werewolves are running around
After Miniature Zombie Goats.

Miniature zombie goats. Miniature zombie goats;
Yesterday night they were dead on the ground
But now they are feeling their oats.
All of the werewolves are running around
After Miniature Zombie Goats.